Showing posts with label LIT. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LIT. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 May 2014

Visions Of Peace

Rose:  Sheila, I've been thinking about that chat we had last week, you know, about becoming monks and stuff.  Anyway, I've decided, its a great idea.  Lets do it. 

Sheila: Oh ya?  Am...I'm kinda over that now..

Rose:  What? How come?  I think it was a great idea.  Imagine if all the people were like monks....totally into peace.  You know I heard a story once about a boy in a far off land and he was great and did peace on everyone.  Once he saved a goat and then he brought some grapes to an island community cause they had no grapes, but there was no bridge to get to the island so he swam and kept the grapes on his head in a bio-degradable plastic bag so they would stay dry for when he offered the grapes to the indigenous island people.

Sheila: Wowsers.  Sounds rapid.  You planning on doing something like that then?

Rose:  ....well, no, but other people could, you know, other good people.

Sheila:  I appreciate your honesty.

Rose:  I know you do.  That's why we are friends.  Veritable friends.

Sheila: I have a new great idea.  Let's do our creative multimedia programming homework for Professor John, captain of the media.

Rose: LET'S DO IT.


Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Make a new App - Creatvie Multimedia project with Liz n' Nel

Lizzy:  Hey Nelly, you know, ive been thinking, id love to make a cool new app, now that we are studying Creative Multimedia programming.

Nelly: ya, that sounds great, what kinda app you wanna make?

Lizzy: im not sure yet....im thinking a really cool one, you know, one that does something that everyone needs....like....OK im not sure yet, what does everyone need?

Nelly:  Will you give me a foot massage?

Lizzy: ah...., NO



N: Liz, everyone needs a foot massage, gwan, you can be my app. the app that delivers the needs of the people, meets their desires head on.  an app that manifests itself in human form.  its a start.  if you meet this need, you will then understand better what a need in another person is, and then you will be really able to think about what the needs of the people are.  you see? course you do. there you go.  not too light on the feet now, i get ticklish.  

L:  whatevs nel.  ill throw on the kettle, tea?

N: sound ya, a lemon and ginger please....will you put it in my fave creative multimedia programming mug.

L: you don't have a creative multimedia programming mug.

N:  ya i need one tho.

Creative Multimedia Class Party Prep with Rose & Sheils'

Rose: I cant find my clips sheila....have you seen them?

Sheila:  The blue ones?  I think i saw them about a month ago, just by the toaster, they were lovely clips alright, oh jeeeesus, i hope you haven't lost them, it would be a total disaster if you have,  A TOTAL DISASTER! Lets pray to St Anthony, Papa Tony, the Big A, that you find them, that they return to you unharmed, their rightful owner, Ms Rose McCartney......."Dear Tony, Papa, please let the clips of Ms Rose....."

Rose:  No sheila, its not those clips I'm looking for, I threw them out ages ago...... after our last creative multimedia programming class party they had the stench of horror and despair on them,  so i binned them.



Sheila:  Horror and despair?  wha? ooh...you mean after your man tried to get you to give you the clips cause he loved the smell of the Pantene you were using? Mr creative multimedia whats his face guy?

R: ya..that's the one.

S: .....hey, wanna borrow these clips?

R: let me see.....cool OK, thanks.

S: No bods. i just have to use the bathroom there.  2 mins.

Thursday, 27 March 2014

Where's the # on the mac keboard? (Lizzy & Nelly)

Lizzy: hey, i have to run down to the shop to get some milk....we're out

Nelly: ok, see you in a sec.

L:  you want anything from the shop?

N: aahh, are you gettin' anything? i dont know what im in the mood for....

L: im gonna get the chipstix meal - a pack o' chipstix, a snickers and a can o' cidona.

N: the meal deal combo!!  how much is that? i love chipstix.

L: i dont know . i can just get it and you can pay me back later.

N: grand ya, get me one so.  i think i have cash in my coat, ill give it to you when you're back.....hey, im just putting up a tweet, where is the # on the mac keyboard, i cant find it...

L: i'm not sure, think its alt 3 or alt 4... just google it. you doing that creative multimedia programming project?

N: sure am, some laugh.